About the author

Erick Satire was born in a super-villain lab, located in Miami, Florida. The entire complex was destroyed by the UN’s Zionist Annihilation Fund (UNZAF), which accidentally mistook it for the state of Israel.
Erick escaped by the skin of his teeth, and pretended to be a regular human offspring, in order to survive.

Several decades later, he spends much of his productive time producing literary delights, as well as expressing himself through the one medium where free thought still exists.
His future plans include taking over a small part of Africa, splicing duck genes with mutated spiders, and creating the perfect ice-cream fudge cake.